Porsches are and have been engineered right. I would if I didn't already have my cheap ass car and had the money to buy one.
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You’d get laid a lot though, apparently!
Let me do the math...
I'm actually satisfied in that department for the time being, I get laid on average X times a day (fractional average lol!). I could conceivably get laid at X times more for every Porsche I own (some simplifying assumptions have been made 🤣)...
BUT I can quadruple my purchasing power with 1 Porsche worth of bitcoin every 4 years, resulting in a quadrupling of the number of Porsches I could purchase with that same bitcoin, so I may as well wait 4 years, purchase 4 Porsches with a loan against the bitcoin, and then get laid at a total rate of 5X ongoing. The appreciation of the Bitcoin used for the loan will even fully offset the maintenance cost of the Porsches, resulting in risk free boning ongoing into the future.
This of course simplifies away driving routes, gas money, highway toll, hot girl density estimations, and condom considerations. I'm using a modified stock to bone model for calculations. Risk free loans? Nah. Risk free bones!
Smart arse 🤣🤣🤣💜