This is the most humiliating shit I’ve ever seen in my life.

Here’s the deal with women – they have two purposes:

- Fucking

- Producing progeny.

These purposes, obviously, are closely related, because the definition of a woman is _“a useless and demonic mass of flesh that surrounds a very valuable gooey hole.”_

Given what a woman is, you can interact them in three ways:

- Produce children with them inside of marriage.

- Have sex with them for money _(cash money, on the barrelhead, son – none of this “pick her up on Tinder” bullshit; pick her up on instagram DMs or just go to the Ukraine any of the countries where Ukrainian women fled to)_

- Keep them out of your life completely.

**Those are the only three options.**