But, but, but… climate change! 
Here's the fully-verified and approved U.S. Patent for producing Hurricanes.
What you didn't actually believe #HurricaneHelene was a natural weather pattern, did you? #geoengineering https://nostpic.com/media/0018b7ee33fb253843639c62e292fec700a69a93b08ee374c5bda971c9b39564/44fa09f0b07599d4c9efe45d0afa3869e1ecaa1c9c30ed2e99ed71ab3c06770d.webp