Boomer republican tips given for young men suffering from financial nihilism:

-work your way up to manager at Chipotle

-become a vagabond, riding greyhound buses and hitting on gas station attendants

- default on your student loan debt (??)

-dumpster dive for yogurt

-marry older women (???)

-join the military so you can die for the banker wars

-trade Pokemon cards (again, WTF??)

-work yourself to death for a globocorp that will outsource your job to India

-drive the senior citizens bus in Arizona

-start a new religion

yes, these are real suggestions, said by real people. nostr:note1k9sna6nl4fgzmzw4ex985npwk3phuxkary6ld4whdz6myyxexu4q8zthms