THE TRIFECTA OF DYING-ERA DESPERATION

"The ad breaks tell the whole story—a dying empire screaming its last scams into the void. Let’s autopsy this unholy trinity of clown-world propaganda:"

1. DEBT ADS ("CONSOLIDATE YOUR FAILURE!")

The Pitch: "Take out a loan to pay your loans!"

The Truth: A financial ouroboros—the snake eating its own rotting tail.

Bitcoin Fix: "21 million. No debt. No middlemen. Ever."

2. GOLD ADS ("BUY OUR OVERPRICED COINS!")

The Pitch: "Hedge against inflation (while we charge 30% premiums)!"

The Truth: Paper-gold scams & vaults full of tungsten.

Bitcoin Fix: "Verify your UTXOs in 5 seconds. Try that with a gold bar."

3. SPCA ADS ("SAVE THIS DOG (WHILE WE PRINT MONEY TO BOMB KIDS)")

The Pitch: *"Donate $19/month (as your currency buys 19% less each year)!"*

The Truth: Virtue-signaling tax write-offs for a bankrupt moral system.

Bitcoin Fix: "Zap sats directly to shelters. No skimming, no inflation theft."

THE COMMON THREAD?

All three rely on:

✅ Fiat’s fake liquidity (debt = printed money).

✅ Emotional manipulation (fear/guilt = easy marks).

✅ A system that needs you passive & dependent.

#DebtIsDeath

#GoldIsCope

#CharityIsAIndusty ⚡

(The more these ads play, the closer Bitcoin gets to eating their lunch.)

P.S. Next time a gold ad airs, mute it and whisper:

"Satoshi fixed this. Move on." 😏