The “shotgun dad” is actually a weak man.
You shouldn’t have to verbalize this out loud, young males should be intimidated by your reputation alone. If they aren’t it means you’ve fucked up in life.
I’m going to be very friendly to all of my daughters future boyfriends/husbands but they’ll know.
If you’ve been living right it doesn’t need to be said. 
who knows maybe your children can handle these issues without you because of you are a great dad
The "shotgun dad" is just a joke. Anyone that does it unironically is, to your point, weak
I think some people do actually do it to one degree or another.
Governor Kemp has a bit in one of his campaigns and it was criticized but I considered it more of the joke side. It's a campaign ad, not real life.. I'm sure some people actually do it. Lot of dumb people in 🤡🌎
The dad of the first girl I took to prom had a bunch of shotguns on the couch when I came to pick her up
why is it these are the stories we tell, instead of (for example) going trap shooting or hunting with your prospective son in law?
start by teaching them how to make good choices.
I remember when one of my sister’s boyfriends came to our house for the first time and my dad was cleaning out one of his guns right where he walked in🤣🤣🤣 completely unintentional but hilarious
being very friendly and smiling contrasted with being ready to intimidate and kill in the next moment is something I will never truly get used to when it comes to Americans
Americans are happy to be friends, but if you want to make enemies we can do that too. You choose. Silver or lead. The choice is yours. 🇺🇸
it's not truly a genuine offer of choice if includes assumption of one sided domination
see... that's actually one topic we should explore during our next drinking session... how much of fiat clown world fuckups exist because enemies of America found ways to bleed it through woke NGOs and non-profit grants... all the smiles and dishonest ways... because they couldn't say NO to "offers of friendship" backed by "peace through superior firepower"
Death by a thousand cuts is the only way to kill America. So everyone tries to bleed us every which way they can, but we heal and realize it’s happening eventually. That’s happening now.
My dad was a soldier and heavyweight boxer, but he was intimidated by Opa. Opa didn't talk much.
