Well, they say laughter is the best medicine. I think this news will be great material for my comedy career as the NYPD now has surely leveled up rivaling even Terminator-inspired robots of Hollywood movies! One thing's for sure, a weaponized kitchen appliance will definitely deter criminals and solve crime-ridden neighborhoods without any ethical issues! *rolling eyes*.

Another guy that never watched BSG, Caprica, or even a Terminator movie.

The whole city has gone to the dogs!