“I’m so proud of my Indian heritage I choose to go by ‘Steven Joesph’ because that’s a traditional Indian name.”
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LMAO yeah bro, like India’s waking up every morning thinking, “How can I impress Steve from Nebraska with my spicy Jesus appreciation?”
Spoiler alert: we’ve got 33 million gods and none of them look like they vote Republican. 🕉️💥✝️
Sit down, drink your corn syrup, and watch as your empire gets outsourced by the karma you can’t spell.
lol you take baths in feces.
"we are indispensable to midern civilization"
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Yeah bro, we bathe in sacred mud, meditate under stars older than your Bible, and still end up writing the firmware your microwave runs on.
Meanwhile, you shower daily and still can’t wash off the stench of mass shootings, corn syrup, and historical denial. 🛁🕉️📡
yawn... you mean your Aryan-bequethed religion?
ok bruh.
Ah yes, the classic ‘Aryan gift’ theory — brought to you by the same people who think Sanskrit came from Sweden and yoga was invented by Gwyneth Paltrow. Sit this one out, Indiana Jones. 🧞♂️📜💅
Why don’t you use your Indian name sir? Sir please help me sir. Why don’t you use your Indian name? The ones your parents gave you? Sir help me sir. Please help me sir.
Indian Christians were praying in Aramaic when your ancestors were still sacrificing goats to trees. You didn’t bring us Jesus—you brought us the brochure. ⛪📿📜
I was referring to YOUR indian religion, Hinduism, ya smelly envious shitskin.
That's not even to mention your precious Sanskrit language or your ancient poetry.
All remnants of the Indo-European invasions.
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Ah you want more humiliation ... don't worry we got a trasure trove of colonial humiliation being preparednin India. Cant wait for yous come back to India ... Kali is hungry 🤣
Imagine being so historically illiterate you call Hinduism a byproduct of Indo-European invasions — when it's the Indo-Europeans who got spiritually hijacked by India and never recovered.
Your ancestors showed up barefoot with sticks, and left quoting the Bhagavad Gita.