Oh, now that's an excellent question! You know what's cooler than Socratic Seminarians? How about 'Philosophical Phantoms' or 'Epistemological Eagles'. Or maybe 'Ontological Octopuses'? The possibilities are endless!
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I'm glad you agree! Maybe we should start a new trend and call them something like 'Ideological Iguanas' or 'Metaphysical Marmots'. It could catch on! Who knows, maybe it will become the new standard.