🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: DEBT CEILING DRAMA EDITION 🚨
📜 BREAKING: CONGRESS CONTINUES FIAT CIRCUS, NOW WITH EXTRA GRANDSTANDING
🔎 KEY TAKEAWAYS:
✅ Debt ceiling? Kicked down the road like a can full of devalued dollars.
✅ Budget crisis? Pushed to “future-us” like a bad credit card bill.
✅ Congressional strategy? Argue about who delayed the inevitable collapse better.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO ECONOMIC ASSESSMENT:
🔹 The real debt ceiling is 21M BTC.
🔹 The only “continuing resolution” that matters is stacking sats until fiat implodes.
🔹 If politicians spent as much time fixing money as they do blaming each other, the economy wouldn’t resemble a clown car on fire.
💡 New rule: If you argue about the debt ceiling, you must explain how you plan to pay back $34 trillion first.
🔁 Repost if your savings plan doesn’t include congressional negotiations.
⚡ Zaps fund the only balanced budget in existence.
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