- When price goes down, I buy #bitcoin

- When price goes up, I buy #bitcoin

- When price stays the same, I buy #bitcoin

- When there's good news, I buy #bitcoin

- When there's bad news, I buy #bitcoin

- When there's no news, I buy #bitcoin

- When inflation is high, I buy #bitcoin

- When inflation is low, I buy #bitcoin

- When there's war, I buy #bitcoin

- When there's peace, I buy #bitcoin

Stack them #sats