No, I had a breathing tube

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My throat is still sore

I'm kidding, I figured you did. I have had multiple surgeries. It's kind of wild.

When I was a kid, I woke up in the ER, looked at my parents, looked at the oximeter thing on my finger, thought it looked like duck beaks, pointed this finger at them, and started quacking.

I was a weird kid.

🤣😂 Sounds normal to me, but what do I know, I'm a Weirdo

I'm still amazed, I went 46.8 years with zero surgery

All streaks come to an end

Congratulations! You have joined the surgery club, you are now blessed with ginger ale for the rest of your life.

Ginger ale seems too extravagant

Only the finest in our club.