I straight up HATE when that happens.

When I was 17 yrs old some milf wanted to sleep with me:

but I was only 17 years old 364 days, 23 hours, 58 minutes, 58 seconds and 999 milliseconds years old....

So I called her a ped0phile... up until i was 18 years old and then I called her Mami.

Also, for the record, not only did the license expire, but so did the car and possibly the driver. RIP.

That tree got a hat-trick.