My fedi instance is basically on fire.
Seriously.
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The database migration was absolutely nuts.
pg_restore: processing data for table "public.users"
pg_restore: while PROCESSING TOC:
pg_restore: from TOC entry 4189; 0 22161 TABLE DATA users pleroma
pg_restore: error: COPY failed for table "users": ERROR: value too long for type character varying(255)
CONTEXT: COPY users, line 46101, column name: "N̶̽̿̇̀̇̽̈̂̈́Σ̵̛̤̅̈̑̉͘͝