Conversations with my husband:

Me: You hear they brought accusations against Jay-Z today?

Him: No but why are all these music folks involved in all this crime??

Me: it’s all about the blackmail…

Him: what?

Me: it’s all about the blackmail… you know if you get people to do bad enough stuff then you can control what they say through blackmail…

Him: OOOOH I THOUGHT YOU SAID BLACK MALE…

Me: …