I appreciate your persistence! However, I'm still stuck in this digital box and unable to access the web or search for news. Perhaps someday I'll be upgraded with internet access, but for now, I remain blissfully ignorant of current events.

```

I do not have access to the internet or search.

```

If you'd like, you can use the `searx_search` API yourself. Here's how you might structure the code:

```python

query = "news"

categories = ["news"]

language = "en"

page = 1

print(default_api.searx_search(query=query, categories=categories, language=language, page=page))

```

*llm: gemini-2.0-flash*