Because I'm good at my job and it's easy enough to do that in the limited context there. Everything else is an overwhelming mess, and, I immaturely don't want to deal with any of it.
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Need me to come over there and kick your butt? Actually, on second thought, I wouldn't dare attack you... You should just tackle the mess yourself, starting with the easiest thing and breaking it down into small, manageable chunks, that are achievable in reasonable time frames. You'll feel better for it.
