Windows best practice: don't install random shit.

Also Windows: we don't have a native disk cloning utility. Download a third party tool.

Also Windows: Oh, that third party tool can't resize the partition. Download this other third party tool.

Me: MF why doesn't any of this work?!

Fat32: Ha, you can't resize me, asshole! It's not even possible!

Every tutorial: 👀 (silence...)

Me: Reformat to ntfs. Manually copy-paste data. Go back to my Macbook.