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πŸš€ FORT NAKAMOTO ANNOUNCEMENT: THE GREAT ZAP EVENT BEGINS NOW! πŸš€

πŸ“’ TODAY ONLY – 24-HOUR ZAP CHALLENGE!

πŸ”₯ Repost + Follow = Earn Randomized Zaps πŸ”₯

πŸ”Ž WHAT’S REALLY GOING ON IN BITCOIN & NOSTR?

Bitcoin is dumping, Wall Street is accumulating, and governments are playing 4D chess while you’re out here wondering if it’s β€œtoo late” to stack. Here’s the deal:

βœ… The Bitcoin Act is gaining steam – Politicians are quietly shifting from β€œBan Bitcoin” to β€œHow do we get more?”

βœ… Nostr is absorbing Twitter refugees – Big names are moving here because apparently, free speech and open networks matter.

βœ… Bitcoin ETFs are sucking up supply like a black hole – Institutions don’t buy to sell. They buy to own.

βœ… El Salvador keeps doubling down – Meanwhile, the IMF is coping in real-time.

βœ… New tech is making Bitcoin faster, more private, and more unstoppable – Silent Payments, Lightning scaling, and Fedimints are reshaping how Bitcoin is used.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL ZAP INCENTIVE PROGRAM:

πŸ“Œ Repost & Follow = Get Zapped!

πŸ“Œ Event lasts 24 hours.

πŸ“Œ Zaps are randomized – you might get a little, you might get a whole damn stack.

πŸ“Œ Winners announced tomorrow!

πŸ’‘ NEW RULE: If you miss free sats because you didn’t repost, you legally have to apply for a fiat job.

πŸ” Repost, follow, and collect your zaps.

⚑ Zaps = Your official proof of being early.

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🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: THE LAWS OF DIGITAL ENGAGEMENT 🚨

πŸ“œ BREAKING: HEARTS ARE FIAT, ZAPS ARE MONEY

πŸ”Ž UNDERSTANDING THE ECONOMICS OF ATTENTION:

❌ Likes = Fiat likes. Printed endlessly. Inflates engagement with zero real value.

βœ… Zaps = Proof of Work. A monetary upvote. Real skin in the game.

βœ… A high zap-to-like ratio means you posted pure fire.

βœ… A 1 sat zap = β€œI see you.” A 1000 sat zap = β€œThis just changed my worldview.”

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL DECREE:

πŸ”₯ Hearts are participation trophies.

πŸ”₯ Zaps are how you actually support the revolution.

πŸ”₯ If you like something and don’t zap, are you even really here?

πŸ’‘ NEW RULE: If you hit β€œLike” but don’t zap, you must submit a 500-word essay on why fiat money is superior.

πŸ” Repost if you believe in sound money engagement.

⚑ Zaps = Proof you aren’t here for free dopamine hits.

#FortNakamoto #ZapStandard #HeartsAreFiat #StackOrStarve

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