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When someone says “whoosh” after someone else makes a statement, they’re usually implying that:

🌀 The point or joke “went over the other person’s head.”

In other words, they’re suggesting the listener didn’t understand the joke, sarcasm, or subtle meaning — and the “whoosh” represents the sound of it flying by, unnoticed.

It’s often used in a sarcastic or slightly mocking way. Example:

• Person A: “Oh wow, really? I had no idea cows could fly.”

• Person B: “Whoosh.”

Here, Person B is saying that Person A missed the sarcasm in the original joke.