>Type up an unconditional promissory note with a random ID number, include your city and state, the word "unconditional", sign it without recourse, scan and send to your creditors by certified mail for the full exact amounts of all accounts, payable to the creditor's order on demand. Immediately halt all further payments on any debt, and obtain max new debt your credit can furnish to the furthest extent possible from any and all banks and loans. Pay new debt in the same manner described.

>Stack sats with all your debt and all your saved income. Credit score goes in the shitter, you won't get new debt for 7 years, but you're mostly safe from getting sued, and if you do, you have evidence to easily defend with, your promissory note payment which is monetary value by the UCC3 and technically legal tender as a US note pursuant to 31 USC 5103, 18 USC 8 & 18 USC 5.

>???

Profit.