Meh, a “wash your penis” bot is too obvious.

If someone makes a “wash your vagina” bot, it’d be controversial, given the complexity. Seems intuitively right to wash it, given we do everything else, but then it kills beneficial bacteria, starting a cascade, and various studies saying “ackchyually” you should not. So you test things yourself, both ways, then you get into all sorts of science of soft washing and so forth, trying to optimize. Your husband throws out an opinion, too.

Now, giving insights into that would be a proper bot.