Is Coinbase planning on buying Bitcoin w/ $1B in convertible senior notes or fixing its outages when Bitcoin goes up?
Discussion
Neither.
Planning to pump and dump some crypto, surveillance blockchain firms, NFTs, and maybe speculative attack on Dogecoin in partnership with Elon or something like that.
Option 3 - buy shitcoins, mostly ETH I guess. Chances are that they will buy zero bitcoin and come up with some word salad to justify their decision for investors.