Overhearing regular people talk about their approach to health and fitness pains me.

Them: “I ate salads all week and did 100 miles on the peloton!”

*looks like some random guy at Walmart*

Me: *Eats steaks*

*Goes on walks*

*Eats ice cream*

*Does a few Turkish Get-ups*

*Chews mastic gum*

*Unbelievably stupid ripped and looks like handsome Squidward*

#HealthIsWealth