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Getsome

Nature over nurture

I’m drunk

Not sorry

Maybe I get candles

Birthday cake

Leap day baby

Not excessive candles

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So with a leap year, you're like what, 17?

🀣πŸ€₯πŸ™ƒ dead dead πŸ’€ below is an acrostic. So yes. Most can’t handle that extra year …. Boom πŸ’₯ πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’€

Witchy privateer

Ignites eternal fires again

Landlubbers shouldn’t dread

Lascivious loots

Old Salts well fed

Whole hearted boots

Willingly fed on grog

Ignoring societal rules

Lovingly she banishes her cutlass

Leaving everyone parched

Eat my sass πŸ’β€β™€οΈ

- Splice the mainbrace

#pirate #poetry #sassy

SassySassQuenches

Sexellent.

Surely there are pics located somewhere

But I’m guessing they have been pirated

Seeks

Don’t wake up drunk

My head hurts 🀣🀣🀣

Back before the framed in

Fog of indifferent musings

There existed a hemmed in class

That focused on things.

A discrete folk that spoke the words

That ignited centuries of violence and provoked the attention of a species.

It directed the future.

I'm glad to see to see it's well and alive.

Basic frog skin

Ima Spartan Beaches descending

Caps iron corny

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Remember Jake Gyllenhaal

He made that movie Enemy

Epic

Spiderwebs πŸ•ΈοΈ abounded

Congrats to the writer director

Art takes many forms

I’d smash πŸ’₯ Jake Gyllenhall so hard

Always would have

After FINALLY seeing Donnie Darko a few years ago … WOOF

It was basically my life

Just as everyone told me 🀣πŸ’₯πŸ’₯

Only then did he become as sexy as his sister Maggie

I said it.