To “intelligent” I will add—in effort to be honest—the actual TRUTH. Which is that these spotted critters STEAL and HIDE my personal items, some of which are EXPENSIVE (watch, jewelry) and inconvenient (contact lens cases).

The nostr:npub1h2cxhumkcsp9khm6k95rmjskwzlkcj28efwndat384dhcwyuv6gq4v752r are also MANIPULATIVE. They know when I don’t have earbuds in and that this is when I can hear them so they can be MOAR vocal and annoying.

To “loves water,” I will add that water bowls are for WASHING CAT TOYS. Not sure why, but toys go in the FOOD BOWL as well.

We CANNOT own a fountain. Don’t get me started. #catstr