SUPER DAY TO U SLAMMPIGGZ

AS WE CONQUER THE REALMS OF MASS AND YOUR MOTHERS ASS HAHA

WE THINK BACK TO A TIME WE WEIGHED UNDER 225 AND WE WERE JUST STARTING OUT OF THE PRIMORDIAL OOZE OF YOUR MOTHERS PLACENTA HAHAHA

EEEEEEEEEWWWW U JUST READ THAT U DISGUSTING HUMAN 💩

ANYWAY

STICK WITH THE BASICS OF MASS

BENCH

SQUAT

OVER HEAD PRESS

DEADLIFT

CHIN UP/LAT PULL WIDE!! ALWAYS WIDE FOR OBVIOUS REASONS

EAT LIKE CONAN AT THE END OF BATTLE WITH VULSA DOOM

AND UP YOUR TESTOSTERONE LEVEL BY GETTING LAID…. GOOD NEWS IT ALSO RAISES A GIRLS T LEVELS TO

SO BETTER WEIGHT LOSS

BETTER MUSCLE

TIGHTER TUMMY AND BUM

MORE SEX = BETTER BODY

ITS SIMPLE

ASK YOUR MOM…. WE DID 🤣🤣

#BITCOIN FIXES THIS….. MAYBE 🤣🤣