I remember feeling like that with MySpace…
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myspace doesnt have nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m and nostr:npub1sn0wdenkukak0d9dfczzeacvhkrgz92ak56egt7vdgzn8pv2wfqqhrjdv9 tho
Pretty sure Wikileaks started with a sparkly MySpace profile.