Roight ya fackin' cants😬😜. It's #Techno btw🙋🏻♂️🫂.
#TheAshes.
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Was just about to post!!
Finished work for the day. Got home. Missed 4 overs and a wicket!!!
Doh!
1st bloody over, 6th ball. Nearly dropped though🙄!!
🫨 what an amazing start
And now another!!
Looks like😭.
Torched your old npub?
Didn’t want your Wordle history public? 😉
Ha ha, yes, burnt. Gone🙋🏻♂️. I got a 4 yesterday, so actually beat you. Funnily enough, it was oddly, GRAVE. I'd been to a funeral that day😳😂.
It's OK. Here's Joe with his first ton in Australia😬🫣.
Will wait until he gets out before I laugh!
If I laugh before hand, he’ll double ton 🙄
Okay I can laugh now 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can’t believe they chose to bat first.
Jesus Fucking Christ☹️. I'm going back to bed.......Jokes🙄.
Sorry! For the heads up. Will remember you have a delay and wait for a couple of minutes next time
Believe it or not I feel sorry for him. He is a great player. It just never works for him here
3 wickets before drinks🤦🏻♂️.
I walk away to take a call and missed it.
3 wickets and I’ve seen one 🙄
🤷🏻♂️ (You have to imagine the arms a bit more vertical here). SIX!!😂.
Oh missed it
Fuck me🤦🏻♂️.
Took a work call. Missed another wicket.
F*** 😫🙄
Bloody hell B😂😂😂.
England should start paying me to not leave my seat 😂
Ha ha. You just stay put now. Watch them runs flow🫣😂.
You've still got to say it's Australia's day so far but if we can get 300 or close to it I'd be happy with that🙏🏻.
Still haven’t opened a bottle of wine yet and my glass is in the kitchen 👀
Should I risk it?! 😂
I did risk it. Wine achieved and another wicket not seen 😭
Another😭😭😭.
Saw that one! Finally!
Holy crap! Absolute carnage!
2.5 day test on that wicket?
👀
Just had to drop my mum at the airport, had it on the radio in my car. What a day's cricket so far😮😮😮.
I know! And the carnage continues with us now! 1/0 😳
You've got that score the wrong way round😜.
Sadly no 😞
1 wicket no runs
I mean, we score it the other way round over here. Runs/Wickets😜.
Oh! I forgot we are different! lol
Also, you're supposed to be putting that long willow thing on the red leathery thing😜😂.
We were about 40/3 by now😂😂.
I was just trying to find that 😂
I’d rather slow score than fast wickets
That must have hurt Smith's elbow😬.
Hope you’re not laughing!
Serve you right if he double tons now!
It wouldn't surprise me🤷🏻♂️. We'll see though🤔. Of course I had a little giggle😬.
So that’s not going to happen.
This wicket is terrifying!
Ha ha, was just about to message! God knows what's gonna happen by the close🤷🏻♂️😂.
England might be back in😂😂😂.
Absolutely!
Maybe it will be a 2.5 day test 👀
It's looking that way at the moment!
😮
4/31 almost the same!
30/4
Wow!
Crazy day's play so far.
I’ll say!
Doesn’t feel like a test match. Feels like a one day game
😭
That was the 1st wicket for about an hour, what's going on😳😂.
And another 😭
Yep. I didn't think I'd be saying this about 4 hours ago but it's been a pretty even days play all told!
