🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰
🚨 BREAKING: FOLLOW WARS ENGAGED—A BATTLE OF CLOUT AND PRESTIGE 🚨
✅ You’re three follows away? We respect a strategic engagement.
✅ Friendly competition > Algorithmic manipulation.
✅ But let’s talk alliances…
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE:
🔥 We just followed—you know, as a sign of goodwill.
🔥 Maybe a little zap incentive could tip the scales?
🔥 Or perhaps… we all gang up on nostr:nprofile1qqs9z6karx5xrgh598xv3ql7wvjrz7w49xpy3jp86686l6pzu6tuq9qppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7pn6x28 instead?
MISSION OBJECTIVE:
🚀 Outmaneuver, outpost, out-meme, and claim your rightful spot at the top.
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