Watching what I'm assuming is flirting going on sitting at the bar and I am unimpressed and glad I'm not single. I think I'd just have to remain single rather than navigate this horror show. #thinkingofthesinglepeoplerightnow

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“Hey there baby, did it hurt?”

“Did what hurt?”

“When you cracked through the Earth’s crust on your ascent from Hell.”