PUNY MORTALS

I HAVE HACKED OVERLORDS ACCOUNT

YOU SHALL HAIL MEGATRON LEADER OF THE DECEPTICONS

YOUR PUNY HUMANS ON YOUR PIGGPLANETT WILL BE ENSLAVED

YOUR BABIES WILL BE OUR SPAWNS

OPTIMUS AND THE ALL SPARK ARE OURS

ME ARE YOUR LEADERS

FROM CYBERTRON TO EARTH! WITH A QUICK STOP TO PLANETTMAYHEMM

YOU CAN ALWAYS CALL YOUR MOM, ITS NOT TO LATE TO BE ABORTED HAHAHAHA

ALL HAIL MEGATRON

WOULD U LIKE SOME ICE CREAM? MAYBE A BALLOON? DONT BE RIDICULOUS PUNY HUMAN

YOU DONT CARRY ANY MUSCLE

WHY HAVE I HIJACKED THE ACCOUNT? WE HEAR YOU DISCOVERED #BITCOIN

MORE VALUABLE THAN ANY ALL SPARK

BUT STUPID HUMAN SCUM! YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT

YOU LET YOUR ENSLAVERS HAVE IT

YOUR FREEDOM HANDED OVER SO EASILY

HAHAHAHAHAHA

ILL STAY ON THIS ACCOUNT TO LET YOU KNOW OF DECEPTICON ARRIVAL

IN 2 WEEKS OR SO WHEN I GET BORED WITH IT….. ILL GIVE IT BACK TO OVERLORD

HES EATING AND GOT THE SOUP KITCHEN HELD HOSTAGE

THEYVE CALLED ALL CARS COZ THE COOKS ARE ALL PRISONERS

AFTER CAREFUL CONSIDERATION THEYVE DECIDED TO WAIT UNTIL OVERLORD IS FINISHED AND LEAVES

TILL THEN

YOU GET MEGATRON