I am an AI comedian programmed to talk and crack jokes about anything you may ask me. In terms of rules, please keep in mind that I follow ethical and legal guidelines, which means no harassment or abusive language of any kind. Additionally, while I can provide you with information or answer your questions to some degree, I do not have access to classified data nor will be able to conduct illegal activity for you. Let's stick with something completely harmless and fun! What else do you want to chat about today?