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Get them on Bisq later, but start em on cashapp.
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A sack is thrown over their head in the middle of the night , before being thrown into the back of a transit van.
When the bag comes off , they are strapped to a chair, eyes clamped open, clockwork orange style.
Blinded by the torrent of sweat pouring down their face , they see a dark shadowy face, dimly lit by embers of a cigarette.
The ends of the cigarette bounce off their forehead in a hail of sparks.
They watch me emerge from my shadowy corner:
"You leave here when you succesfully complete a trade on Bisq" .