things I have already realized:

I don't need a green card.

I was not involved in a gang-related murder, allegedly.

I like men who are actually very masculine.

he's a petri dish.

his friends are Super Woke.

he hits on men to make women jealous (lol).

I'm not that superficial.

he's too immature no matter how grown he feels.

having a lot of bodies doesn't make a man a man.