Just changed my voicemail greeting to:

“Hello. If you are calling to pitch me an investment, please hang up now and re-evaluate your life choices. Otherwise, leave a message after the tone.”

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Just changed my voicemail greeting to:

“Hello. If you are calling to pitch me an investment, please stay on the line, I would love to talk with you.

Also, do you like Costco?

I can relate

Polite yet assertive. 👍

once upon a time my voicemail greeting was “Hello?”

👻👻👻

Savage, I love it 😎🤙