The Flash walks into a Bitcoiner bar and jumps up on a table proclaiming - what's faster than the flash?!

Faketoshi steps up and shouts out BCH! And is immedietly thrown out the door.

A pleb struts up and declares that Lightning is the fastest of them all! to much applause and many rounds for everyone.

Later that evening, as the owner was cleaning up the security room, he bumped his elbow against the keyboard and the security feed rewound to just before the flash walked in...

... #[1] is seen gazing deep into the security camera. As he slowly and methodically tilts his head knowingly to the side, he whispers into the camera, "NOTHING is faster than a Nostr Dev"....

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