Good luck. Im so glad I have a penis.

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yea ive always wanted to pee in the snow with one

cant have it all

Use someone else’s. Your writing, their tool. Like borrowing a pen.

someone else's penis is not a pen cos ya cant chuck it across the room if someone is like 'yo toss me one'

someone has to let you stand that close and say you can

as in: a coordination thing

a hydration thing

what if it is a longer word

Do not think that would be a challenge.

what if it's a sentence

Make sure they drink a lot of beer and hold it till it hurts.

😞 no. that killed off the desire. not a sentence then. not hurts.

Sorry. Some things on your bucket list just can’t be checked off. 😔

you lack context.