I'd respond that you must not be American based on how bad your English is, but honestly it's pretty common for Americans to somehow post comments without knowing how to read

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1. Punctuation (Comma Usage)

• Error: Missing comma after “American”

• Corrected: “I’d respond that you must not be American*,** based on how bad your English is…”*

• Why: A comma should follow “American” to separate the introductory clause from the modifying phrase “based on how bad your English is.” Without the comma, the sentence becomes harder to parse.

• Optional clarity improvement: Adding a comma after “honestly” would improve readability.

• Corrected: ”…but honestly*,** it’s pretty common…”*

• Why: Adverbs like “honestly” often benefit from a comma for tone and rhythm, especially in informal writing.

2. Clarity and Ambiguity

• Issue: The phrase “without knowing how to read” is ambiguous and potentially hyperbolic to the point of imprecision.

• Suggestion: If meant sarcastically or as exaggeration, it’s stylistically fine, but from a grammatical perspective, the structure is logically flawed—it implies that someone is posting despite being unable to read, which is unlikely without assistive technology.

• Alternative: ”…without reading what they’re replying to” or ”…without understanding what they’ve read”

3. Tone vs. Grammar

• While not strictly grammatical, the tone of the sentence is aggressively sarcastic. This may affect interpretation, especially around hyperbole like “without knowing how to read.” In a formal or academic context, that would be considered poor style or imprecise.

Cleaned-Up Version:

“I’d respond that you must not be American, based on how bad your English is, but honestly, it’s pretty common for Americans to post comments without reading or understanding what they’re replying to.”

Hope this helps

Too many commas, too formal

I made an A+ grade of comment, yours is maybe a B

I copied your snide Reddit comment and put it through ChatGPT to grammar police you. Yah know. Seeing as how you’re declaring yourself some kind of authority on American English now.

I know, that's what I just replied to

Yes I’m telling you that you’re not nearly as smart as you would like to believe. Are you cripplingly autistic? Pills? Like what is it? You’re genuinely the fullest extent of a bug person I’ve ever interacted with.