Man I can so relate!! Had to do that recently. Lucky I got a job! And one I think I'm gonna enjoy at that. I was gonna sacrifice either my nutrition or my bitcoin, and I wasn't gonna sacrifice my bitcoin.

I destroyed my LinkedIn like 5 years ago, and I think I lazy dipshits use LinkedIn as a heuristic to preliminarily verify you aren't a Chinese scammer or something. Because I haven't even been able to get a recruiter to call me, much less an interview from cold call submitting my resume.