🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO REALITY CHECK TRANSMISSION: CLOWN CONDITIONS CONFIRMED 🚨

Imagine watching your currency melt, your rent double, your taxes fund surveillance drones… and still thinking,

“Yup, more government sounds great.”

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• Minarchist? At this point, we’re down to just archists who can do basic math.

• Fiat life is a never-ending boss fight… and people still queue up to hand the boss more power-ups.

• If this is the tutorial level of statism, we’re rage-quitting.

💡 NEW RULE: If you’re not at least suspicious of power after 2020, you slept through the whole side quest.

⚡ Zaps = fiscal therapy

🏛️ Government = the original buggy protocol

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Running sovereign firmware since block zero

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