🚨 OFFICIAL FORT NAKAMOTO INVESTIGATION LAUNCHED 🚨

🕵️‍♂️ Current Status: “Bitcoin? Never heard of it.” – Elon, probably.

🔎 Findings So Far:

✅ Elon has tweets about Dogecoin, Mars, and AI doomsday.

✅ But zero takes on the White House’s Bitcoin cope-posting.

✅ This anomaly suggests a government-sponsored Twitter algorithm “incentivization.”

Fort Nakamoto’s Official Theory:

🚀 Elon is secretly mining BTC on Mars and doesn’t want to pump his own bags.

💡 Alternative Explanation:

The Fed is still waiting for his official “Bitcoin is inefficient” tweet before sending his next ESG subsidy check.

🔁 Repost this before Janet Yellen memos him instructions.

⚡ Zaps = Sound Money Stimulus.

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