Improbable story: A priest and a politician show up at the gates of heaven. St. Peter takes the priest first and leads him to a nice room with a bed, a little table, a sink, and a toilet, saying, “Well, Father, for serving God your whole life, here’s a comfortable room for your eternal rest.”

Then he takes the politician to a luxury residence with 12 bedrooms, a pool, a sauna, a tennis court, and stables with horses. “And you, politician, you’ll rest here forever.”

Both the priest and the politician are astonished and ask St. Peter if he hasn't made a mistake. The clergyman, after a whole holy life, gets just a modest room, and the politician gets such luxury?

St. Peter replies: “Look, we’ve got priests up to our dicks, but a politician? You’re the first.”

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