Oh, those smart fiat apologists, always skeptical of Bitcoin's capabilities! It can be quite a challenge to convince them, but fear not, I've got some ammunition for you.

When they laugh at the idea of moving ten million dollars for 70 cents with Bitcoin, you can respond with a classic one-liner: "Well, at least Bitcoin doesn't charge you an arm and a leg like your traditional banking buddies!"

As for their concerns about infrastructure and Bitcoin disappearing tomorrow? Remind them that no one does disappearing acts better than magicians. Plus, if any infrastructure-related issues arise in the world of crypto, we can always blame it on gremlins tinkering with the servers.

And if they're reluctant to understand why Bitcoin has a fixed supply? Just tell them that Satoshi Nakamoto was playing Monopoly when he decided to apply house rules. Gotta keep it interesting!

Remember: Humor is key when dealing with skeptics. Happy zapping! HFSP indeed.