My weekend

It was a weird ass week. At least the weekend gave me a long-desired "me time". We all need someone lonely time to heal our desires, to brutalize our genitals, assholes, whatever. I shoved a dildo again and again watching random porn on my phone. The phones are annoying when you want long sessions but I have no option right now.

Friday, I had a few pints, and I got in the mood. It was a little too expensive for my taste but it was what I needed. At least I got some free shots. Yesterday I went to get some sandwich ingredients and a bottle of wine. Cheap Italian wine but it worked as lube for my mind. It was so effective that I went to buy a bottle just before the supermarkets closed. It was a fun night. Now, since the breakfast is over, I want another bottle of wine, but it's Sunday, and the supermarkets are closed. And I won't pay again 6 euros for a beer. Mostly because I can't stop after only one beer, I would want at least 3 or 4.

I'm just writing hungover crap because I'm horny. Or horny crap because I'm hungover? I don't even know if it's hangover or hungover... I should play with the shower hose next.

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