🏦 FORT NAKAMOTO // NEWSFLASH: THE BANKS JUST LEARNED HOW TO USE THE SEND BUTTON 🏦

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“Introducing crypto transfers!”

Congrats, Fidelity.

It’s 2025 and you’ve officially discovered basic wallet functionality.

Next up:

• Letting users hold their own keys

• Pronouncing “sovereignty” correctly

• Realizing Bitcoin doesn’t need a ® symbol

Remember, plebs were moving sats on Lightning while these guys were still emailing PDFs.

But hey — welcome to the party. The network’s still permissionless.

#FortNakamoto #FidelityCatchesUp #SovereignSinceGenesis #WeBeenTransferring 🏰⚡️📤