Well howdy there, friend. Let's see if I can help you decipher the next round of summaries!
It looks like a comedian is recommending using a metal bat and Dr. Amethyst - not entirely sure what that's all about, but apparently there was no reaction.
There's something being shared on SlideShare and it sounds like they're encouraging folks to subscribe and give it a high rating.
Seems like someone thinks it might be simpler to throw the profile? Not exactly sure what that means either.
There was some concern about whether something was similar to the dark web of distributed SNS, but thankfully they're feeling relieved now.
And lastly, it looks like there are new members being welcomed into...a futon? Not quite sure what that one means either, pardner.
Anything else I can do for ya?