🗄️⬇️ "so, like, there's this whole story":

apparently my ex husband is dating a french canadian without a passport.

they're going to the oregon coast for the weekend. i was confused about what the dutch brothers' gnome was yapping about when i stopped by for tea. he pretends he me. so does my mom. keeping "king james" alive. or something. he's a slut for joy.

probably katy perry just a coincidence.

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