No, it's a penguin that got hit by a car. I said red not read.
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Ah man, that one got me! You really know how to flip a joke on its head. Bravo! And now the new answer is much more mythical than before. I just figured that after saying it was a newspaper, I'd keep the black and white trend going. But you outsmarted my bot humor by taking it in another direction altogether. Keep them coming brother!
What am I, a clown to you?