The five stages of Jamie Diamon cope:

Denial: "...does nothing... I call it a pet rock."

Anger: "I don't care. So please just stop talking about this shit."

Bargaining: "...tokenizing things, THAT you can do something with."

Depression: "This is the last time I'm talking about this with CNBC, so help me God."

Acceptance: [loads slowly over the next few years]

He's rapid-cycling now frens!